shaku-chan

So you may be asking yourself, "What has Jessica been doing this fine night?"

..Or possibly, "Why is shaku posting yet another journal? >C"

Well, my good friends, I would like you to know that, should you ever choose to visit my humble abode, you may very well be confronted by top-notch secret security agents of doom. Or possibly sniped without confrontation. ...To put it bluntly, call first.

For Ebiru-Zeru and I have created...

the PERU FORT.

"Slow down, Jess! What's a peru fort?!"

peru fort n. (pərü fort)
: a strong structure made of advanced peru technology



Thin, yet powerful.



Peru forts often worship a simple deity, such as Raptor Jesus or, in this case, Spizzimunster, who in turn offer protection and added peru strength.



And yet, such a peru fort is incomplete without a powerful peru force behind the wheel.

A strong leader...



A powerful AI unit...



A skilled spy...



A sensitive seer...



And a dedicated, if somewhat bloodthirsty, gun-wielder...



Every day, these forces must be ready to do battle, often commuting long distances and undergoing rigorous entrance procedures.



So again, I must caution you... if you ever desire my company, choose your mode of approach wisely. Our dark feline never fires twice.. *evil cackle*



...Why yes. I am procrastinating. Why do you ask? 8D

Obviously back from Vegas, so I figured it was time for a new journal XD


Ganked from mah hubby~

Ask me any question about art, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, etc. etc. and I'll answer it 8D

Anything cruel (ie. 'Why do you suck?' ) will be ignored D:

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♥ IF YOU COULD HAVE...any animal as a pet, which one would you choose? owo

OH GODS. NOOOO. Ummm... does Farfie count as an animal? 8D

...If "non-human animals only," then probably a giant raven that would let me ride it X3

...If "non-human, REAL animals only," then I guess a dog. It's pretty hard to beat a dog XD

♥ What/who is your favorite thing/person/other to draw? (why?)

Farfarello. Because he's a psychopathic sex god~ <3

♥ What anime/manga/comics do you watch/read? (which are your faves and why)

Ummmm... Not so many anymore XD;; I used to read/watch Death Note, Trigun, FLCL, DBZ (sorry, no Sailor Moon fan here XD), Ouran High School Host Club, Hanazakari no Kimitachi Ii (drama), Gundam Wing, ...and a bunch of others XD;;

The only things I'm still highly interested in (fan-wise) are Weiss Kreuz and Hellsing :3

♥ What's one or a few of your Biggest guilty pleasures?

I love diet cokes *A* And Whataburger. And suggestive (rather than blatant) well-drawn pron~ Yup, I'm a perv |D Sue me.

♥ why are you such a PERUFAEC?

I WAS BORN THIS WAY. DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEE TT3TT

♥ How far along are you in your pursuit of happiness? 8D

About 2/3rds, give or take a couple of months |D

What is YOUR favourite candy? >D

YOU. But if I can't have you, then Reece's Peanut Butter Cups~

♥ When can we do it again? *cough* 9w9

Rawr~ C<

♥ Who/what inspires you~?

Oh gods... Many, many things XD People, other art, websites (like dA or Digis), current obsessions, conversations, strange occurrences, fanfics... The list goes on~

♥ WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?! HUH HUH HUH?!?!?!

BECAUSE YOU KEEP RUBBING OF ON ME, MON *A*

♥ WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD the airport?!

SOOOOON! ...Although I didn't win in Las Vegas, so not as soon as I'd hoped ;;

♥ When are we going to RULE the world?

After Scotland. And the teapub [of doom]. One thing at a time <3

♥ Are you available for kidnapping?

With or without useless flailing? ;D

♥ MOAR PICCUS. YOU. NAU. PLZ?

As soon as I start being photogenic, I'll start taking pics |D

♥ Favorite ice cream?

Vanilla~ |D

♥ Favorite tv show?

House, most definitely, with a side of Heroes X3

♥ What type of music do you listen to?

Just about anything X3 Rock, opera, techno, classical.. I'm more picky when it comes to rap, R&B, or alternative, but I'll still listen to a few songs~

♥ And are you cuddly soft? Or are you snuggly wuggly?

LOLOL. Ummm... more cuddly soft? I know I'm not snuggly wuggly XD I have minor touch issues that make it highly likely for many people to get elbowed in the gut when they try to snug me |D;; Unless I know and love you LOTS, that is <3

♥ Do you like popcorn?

I didn't used to, but now I loooove it. Lotsa butter~ I especially like sweet popcorn X3

♥ Last movie you saw?

Ummmm... in theaters? WATCHMEN. LKJSDLKFJLKDS. <333
At home, Startdust. Again. Robert De Niro in a corset rocks my world XD

♥ Any other talents?

Writing, drawing, DDR, being a total dumbarse..... that's about it XD;;

♥ Coffee or tea?

Tea, but I prefer cokes to either of those X3;;

♥ Kha or Farf?

.......So cruel ;; I dun wanna choose..... But if I must, then Farf. OH GODS KHA IS GONNA HATE ME FOR MONTHS TTATT *suffersuffer*

Kha: *mopes around in dark corners* |C

♥ Cheese or waffles?

Waffles. I'm not a huge cheese fan, unless it's melted :3

♥ Has my mail arrived?

LKJSDLKJFLKSJFL I DIDN'T TELL YOU?! HOLYSHIT! YESSS! IT'S THE BESTEST MAIL EVER!! It's sittin' all smexy above my fireplace 8DDDD

I am going tomorrow! Yay! Miss you gais~!

Not horribly, because, y'know, I'll be busy gambling and stuff |D Kekeke~

BUT! In between all that! I'll miss you gais! XD